Full Name: George Tanaka.

Appearances: Issues #17, 23, 28, 31-34, 36.

A true blue pocket-protector nerd, George is so smart that he no longer finds getting straight As challenging enough and has made it a semester-long project to get straight Ds instead, which he considers much more difficult to accomplish with precision due to a multiplicity of psychological variables and the removal of the overshoot option.

When Woody wrote an article in the school newspaper about a recent gay-bashing incident, George congratulated him on his courage but conceded that he would be terrified to attract the kind of hostile attention the article was bringing Woody, adding "at least you are straight."

Woody assured George that his "secret" was safe with him.

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