I Have Nothing Interesting to Say Today…
December 3rd, 2010
March 3, 2021
March 19, 2021
March 23, 2021
March 31, 2021
April 6-8, 2021
April 21 & May 26, 2021
July 23, 2021
September 18, 2021
October 28, 2021
January 12-15, 2022
March 12-13, 2022
April 19, 2022
February 9, 2023
Taft had a pretty sweet mustache.
Specifically, he had the LAST sweet mustache.
Oh, I dunno. Eugene Hutz and Gary Tyrrell might have something to say about that.
His was the last of a long and storied line of killer Presidential mustaches.
Ohh, I’d Taft that.
He looks like a grinning walrus.
(goo goo ga choob)
My friend, when commenting on the immensity of a person, will say, “He’s not just fat, he’s Taft fat.”
He didn’t get stuck in that bathtub. The bathtub was getting lonely and didn’t want to let a man with such a great mustache go.
You know, General Burnside (a general for the Union during the CIvil War in the UNited States) had this RIDICULOUS mustache. The Sideburn was named after him.